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SteveDallas 11-05-2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 501592)
"It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know." -L.R.

She's got a point. Every quality musician spends a lot of time interrogating the audience on their political and religious views. Going out and putting as much of your psyche into your performance as you can is strictly for amateurs.

Bruce 9012 11-05-2008 05:06 PM

Angelina Jolie-Pitt...they are both Tools

Bruce 9012 11-05-2008 05:09 PM

I forgot about Dr.Phil.....tool....

dar512 11-05-2008 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 501592)
"It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know." -L.R.

Yeah, I'm with you on this one. I just can't tolerate intolerance.

footfootfoot 11-05-2008 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 501591)
Ooh ooh ooh...Pie, can I borrow your Celine Dion for a second?

Seriously...she HAS to go! :thepain:

Tell her to hold it, I'm not pulling over until we get to a rest area.

Pie 11-05-2008 07:50 PM

Take my Celine... Please.

Adding:
Gordon Ramsay
Joe the Plumber
Bobby Flay

Sundae 11-05-2008 09:07 PM

Sorry Pie. You can skip out on Gordon Ramsey if you like, but I'll be in the next stall, handing my spare roll under the partition.

He could cook for me any day.
He'd make the top 5 list of chefs I'd sleep with. And there are about 15! Except like the rest of them he's a committed husband and father. Damn those fertile, loyal, talented men.

Aliantha 11-05-2008 09:11 PM

Gordon Ramsey is an arsehole. What's he need toilet paper for anyway?

Aliantha 11-05-2008 09:12 PM

On second thought, since he's such and arsehole, maybe a good dose of toilet paper might clean some of his shit up.

Sundae 11-05-2008 09:15 PM

Ticks all my boxes.
Self confident. Loves food. Intelligent. Amusing. Opinionated. Cares where his food is coming from. Strong family values. COOKS.

Nom.

Aliantha 11-05-2008 09:16 PM

Makes his money from abusing those with no power and using foul language to intimidate.

Sundae 11-05-2008 09:23 PM

Nahhhhhhhhhhh.
Do you get The F Word? Bunch of A&E doctors won the last series. Why? Because they simply weren't fazed by the pressure.
And he was in awe of them because of what they did - he admitted that they could cope with his world and he could not cope with theirs (all female btw, if it makes a difference)

I've worked in kitchens - it's not an easy life. The Chef I worked under was a monster, and I was only a service waitress (luckily he took a shine to me).

He's like a Sergeant Major - with an on-job and off-job persona, and both necessary to get the work done.

Aliantha 11-05-2008 09:25 PM

Yeah I know all about that sort of thing. I just don't care if he's a good chef or not, and I don't like the format of his shows.

He comes off as a real bore...and a rude one at that. Nope sorry, nothing you say will change my mind on this one. I can't stand the man. :)

Sundae 11-05-2008 09:29 PM

Ah well, I'll just have to have him them :yum:
Although for the record I'd prefer Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. But he probably wipes on dock leaves already.

Aliantha 11-05-2008 09:29 PM

You're welcome to him. ;)


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