Mother Earth has cancer. Or maybe lice.

or maybe its just a completely natural event.

Do bees pollinate oaks?

So, next year -- fewer squirrels. I won't cry.

(One tried to mug me for a chicken sandwich, once. They got mean f'in squirrels in Cleveland.)

Come to think of it, I haven't seen any acorns or squirrels in ages. Holy moly.


But if you want some evil fun, get a japanese person to pronounce "squirrel"... "skwiwoo"