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Pie 12-08-2008 11:03 PM

"8,731!" shouted Pie, randomly.

ZenGum 12-08-2008 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 511902)
"I'm out of wine," HungLikeJesus said dryly, as he walked across his swimming pool. He opened his tool box. "And I'm out of nails," he said crossly, as he picked up his hammer and saw. "I can't hang around here all day. And my scalp itches," he said, bringing up another thorny issue.


:notworthy

monster 12-08-2008 11:36 PM

Frankenstein can ----my ---- peeped monster

ZenGum 12-08-2008 11:38 PM

"oh, nothing" said Zengum.

Aliantha 12-08-2008 11:43 PM

"Actually, it was really something", crowed Ali!

Shawnee123 12-09-2008 08:15 AM

"You know, being with child is such a fulfilling experience," Aliantha remarked, after a pregnant pause.

"Hey guys, I don't think Shawnee123 is really my cousin," lookout123 related to the other Dwellars.

Shawnee123 12-09-2008 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 511899)
""I think the Cellar Advent Calendar needs a picture of Frankenclaus", Monster said monstrously.

"You dummy. I'm not a REAL monster, it's just my Cellar name," monster roared.

Beestie 12-09-2008 07:44 PM

Over my dead body, he said posthumously.

Somebody pull me out of this thornbush! he bristled.

And now for some bass ackwards Swifties...

We are not amused, he guffawed.

Your two quarts low, he gushed.

I got an F, he said smartly.

This is gonna take forever, he said instantly.

Aliantha 12-09-2008 07:52 PM

"...and forever is a long long time" growled Beestie freakishly.

SteveDallas 12-09-2008 08:25 PM

"I have nothing to contribute to this thread," said Steve blankly.

richlevy 12-09-2008 08:42 PM

"Don't be such a zero" Richlevy said naughtily.

Shawnee123 12-10-2008 09:22 AM

:notworthy:

jinx 12-10-2008 12:44 PM

"That's a really good one, Rich," jinx said, singling him out.

SteveDallas 12-10-2008 12:48 PM

"I can't wait for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue," said Steve haughtily.

Shawnee123 12-10-2008 12:52 PM

"Sports magazines are the best," she replied categorically.

You guys are all so funny...I knew this would bring some clever stuff.


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