Merc was funny. You are... not.

WHY WHY does tw keep bringing my name into his fight with Merc? tw says I am a "child"--so, why is he quoting a child?

Anyway--the price of my particular ass has gone way fookin' up due to the fact that some men can't keep their wives out of my business. That is highly UNcool.

Our local (low class) manwhores get $50 for oral. Remember, this is in comparison to a female crack whore getting $5-10 for the same service.

Whatever happened to equal pay for equal work?

exactly. PLUS, I'll bet the crack whore doesn't have teeth, which, in some circles, is a total plus.

anyway---I guess a manwhore just does men, right? I mean, I can go to the grocery and get that shit for free.

I'm currently offering £20 for oral sex.
But as I'm on a low income, I might have to pay in coins...

i disagree. I think tw is hysterical at times.

we all have our moments, in fact. occasionally, even flint is amusing....

Goes to show that taste is subjective. Flint's downright comical.
tw makes me look for my zantac.

Oh, I thought you said "xanax"

In L.A. it's $50 for the mamason, and $100 for the girl.....I heard....from someone...

I've got a blackbelt in tongue fu!

Hell, if I were closer it would be free. :D

does that mean you've given oral to a black chick?

...like red wings mean you've gone down on aunt flo?

i was being sarcastic, thar.


tw is fine if you dont read his long posts and avoid politics.

his quips are quite amusing.

I find that politics turns otherwise OK people into fucktards.

I need this in bumpersticker format. :3eye:

That actually would be pretty funny.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7...cktardsjd5.jpg