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Shawnee123 01-14-2009 08:09 AM

My brother, the ultra-conservative, once said something about Coulter being good-looking. I was like "What? She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet" to which mom replied "(Shawnee!)" as she giggled.

I am the first woman to be like "mon dieu that is a beautiful woman" about celebrities, friends, strangers. But I'm sorry...that woman is not beautiful. At all.

And yes, a personality, which can make someone sooooo attractive, does not work in her favor either.

dar512 01-14-2009 09:06 AM

Ann Coulter is a walking bag o' sticks with a mean personality. No interest at all.

footfootfoot 01-14-2009 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 521925)
Cool. Another reason not to buy Ben n' Jerry's

Supporting Unilever isn't enough?

Urbane Guerrilla 01-15-2009 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 522066)
Ms. Malkin has a very selective memory. Since she is quite f***able, I'm willing to forgive her this small defect.

I'd do either Michelle Malkin or Anne Coulter, because smart is sexy. X-Lydia thinks la Malkin is cute too.

I think la Coulter would be just as striking in her natural hair color or a dyed glossy jet black... Joan Jett black. It's all those looooong long bones.

The Dumbocrats tend to give me a case of disinterested penis nowadays. I say tend because I don't reckon hormonal attraction (or pheromonal -- some people just smell goooood, good enough to unwrap and lick) has much to do with the intellectual endeavor of politicking.

Sundae 01-17-2009 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 522883)
I'd do Anne Coulter, because smart is sexy.

For a smart woman she sure talks a lot of shit.

TheMercenary 01-17-2009 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 522883)
I'd do either Michelle Malkin or Anne Coulter, because smart is sexy. X-Lydia thinks la Malkin is cute too.

I think la Coulter would be just as striking in her natural hair color or a dyed glossy jet black... Joan Jett black. It's all those looooong long bones.

The Dumbocrats tend to give me a case of disinterested penis nowadays. I say tend because I don't reckon hormonal attraction (or pheromonal -- some people just smell goooood, good enough to unwrap and lick) has much to do with the intellectual endeavor of politicking.

What? Hillary Clinton doesn't turn you on? :D

Trilby 01-17-2009 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 522152)
I wrote the Ann Coulter rant to say that hateful, spiteful women are not attractive.

And it was hilarious!

richlevy 01-17-2009 02:59 PM

Personally, with that long face, I always thought Ann Coulter was John Kerry's sister or something.

I thought her recent comment about 'improving Jews' probably sold another 250,000 of her books.

lumberjim 01-17-2009 03:09 PM

'member this?

Trilby 01-17-2009 03:15 PM

Lj and the Toad: Shakespeare has nothing on ye.

Sundae 01-18-2009 04:18 AM

This thread explains why she was in my dream last night at least.
Although she looked like "Dr" Gillian McKeith.

I was having a row with her about 9/11, in my local supermarket - where I think we were both working. I was so angry I couldn't stop my voice cracking, like when you're trying not to cry.

Pie 01-18-2009 10:51 AM

:shudder:

Urbane Guerrilla 01-19-2009 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 523284)
What? Hillary Clinton doesn't turn you on? :D

Let the record show I've called Hilary "Washington's Least Convincing Blonde." Since about Steven Foster's strange death.

Fake-blonde is a big handicap in my book, though I do not blast all hair coloring. Ann Coulter overcomes that handicap -- and I'd still like to check her out in brunette phase sometime. What draws my favorable attention is how she makes the Idiot Left so uncomfortable, and the pseudosophisticates likewise. Schadenfreude, Götterfunken. She grasps how badly they are fucking up, and she makes a case they can't even make relevant answer to.

So the pseuds make a lot of stupid noises about how she's ugly. Puh-leeze. Do you guys want everyone to know how deeply, abysmally untalented and moronic and unwise you really are, proving Ann's case out of your own mouths?

TheMercenary 01-19-2009 07:01 AM

The unattractive and unpopular always make fun of those with opposite attributes.

Sundae 01-19-2009 09:10 AM

I was delighted when I heard that Jeremy Paxman was interviewing her. He is one of our harshest and most astute political interviewers. He's edged high level politicians into damning admissions and is well known for taking no shit. He bites and he holds.

How disappointed was I? He simply could not believe that the person in front of him was capable of the views espoused in the book she was promoting. So he wasted his questions in bemused disbelief - "Do you really mean it when you say...?" To which her answer was always, Yes, or I wouldn't have written it."

Cultural differences.


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