Thanks for not going for the "Shelly" rhyme. Cuz we know where THAT would go. :D

Well, I was in tenth grade. I was taking a shortcut around the back of the gym to get home after school when I ran into Candi and Amber, two of the most popular (and hottest!!) of the school's cheerleaders. "This is your lucky day, Steve!" said Amber. "What do you mean?" "Well," said Candi with a resigned shrug, "we kind of lost a bet . . . and now we have to take the first guy who walks by back here and



Oh, wait, sorry, I thought it said "make up sex." Never mind.

:lol:

That sounds like it should start with:

Dear Penthouse:

I think you hit the nail on the head with that one SD.

Wow.......Sounds great!

lol!

Am I jealous a little?

So BigV.. how's it going man?

so, wait... are you getting remarried? or did the divorce never happen? or are you still getting divorced but now you're friends with benefits?

Do you get more sex this way, because I'm thinking if so maybe I should serve beest some papers so he can get some....


srsly, though, I'm sorta with Jim on the why do you post these threads... attention ho much?... but then I know you're a pretty deep feeling sorta guy which makes me think that you're more cmfortable talking to us about it than her, and so I back-up the "be careful" comments. You've been at the papers stage at least twice that you've shared here. At this point, sex should be the least important point of making-up, and I'm surprised at the speed...and that you shared this because it's pretty well documented that Tink is not all that happy with your relationship with the dwellar collective.

But if you're happy and in control then go for it.

Yuh, what monster said, really.

... pours another glass of The Glen Livet...wonders if he'll have enough of the 'good stuff' to last till he hears from an old friend.....

If you do end up getting back together for reals, most definitely consider a post-nup. With ya'lls history, it would just be the smartest thing to do.

Hell I'd settle for almost any kind of sex tonight. Except w/ myself. I'm growing tired of myself. Guess after 54 yrs. the honeymoon's over.

Good thing is... With myself, the orgasms are ALWAYS simultaneous. Maybe that's TMI. Maybe.

:lol2: good one cap.

Can we consolidate all the BigV threads into one? I'm going through a bunch of old posts and I get slivers here and there. It's very difficult to follow the chain of events. All I know so far is that things were bad with a relationship, he left the Cellar for awhile. Everyone was worried he was going to kill himself, then he came back, and then he was upset about something else, and now (I think) he's back.

Can someone link the relative threads in (rough) order for me?

I'd be glad to....

...but..OH! here's a hammer and a nail. I think I'll nail my bottom lip to the door jam instead!

...I think my humor is broken today, I'm not "getting" stuff.