Not bashing your guy or anything Ducks, but... You realise he shaves his pubes?!
Your bath would always be blocked up, and your leg shaving razor blunt.

Just saying.

I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.

Well, puts us in the same boat I guess.
Mine are hetero, but have kids. Nobody's perfect.

Hislop top, Pemberton bottom.
And if you have the chance to see Have I Got News for You, The League of Gentlemen or Benidorm (all award winning) - go at it!

I'm with ya 100%. Stephen Fry readily comes to mind. HIPPOPOTAMUS was hilarious!

I dunno if Ducks actually wants to keep him.

Maybe she just wants to play with him... :)

And anyway, maybe he is handy...and witty and intelligent.

You girls just shouldn't judge a book by it's cover!

My ears were burning, so I logged in, and saw you were talking about me. :-p

yup. what she said.something musta shrunk it, doubt it's the cold...

Maybe he has a really long tongue...

Sure ducks, whatever you want. I'll get right to workin on gettin you that.

Uhm, what's his name, address, and phone number?


(...new at this "santa" thing)

Put a cap in his ass and he won't walk with such a swish.

Is this a new treatment for teh ghey?
Let me know if you have any success...

Amen to that, sister!
Jack Black.

And honestly, I don't want someone who thinks he's prettier than me. Mind you, it isn't physically possible, but I don't want him to *think* it. :-)

That second guy you posted looks exactly like my ex when he is pissed.

I'm available...Will ya take 1 out of 6?