Steve Martin - an old, old bit.

My ex and I were riding the ferry at Put-in-Bay, and a bunch of mexican guys were hanging around the cars below. We were on the top deck. One of the guys yelled up to me "Hey, do you have a little Mexican in you?" I thought it was because of my coloring, and I replied no. He said "Do you want one?"

We laughed and laughed.

how come everybody thought jinx was Mexican? Didn't she have a sig line like "Only LOOKS Mexican" - ? Or am I thinking of someone else? coz I made a lot of jokes about that to her.....hm.......

eta: I like a bit of s&m. Not too much. Just Vanilla S&M. Nothing too...death defying. maybe I'm not really well versed enough in it to say...I guess I just like to be bitten now and again...vampire-y.

It's not really S&M if the only thing getting whipped is the cream!


:D

Teach Me!

see? Sheldon hates me.

And Flint is crazy.

I'm really starting to bond with you, Queen.

It's true, Flint is crazy. Every so often though he posts something that completely blows my mind and makes me think he is one of those frighteningly clever people. Madness and genius eh?

Nope. Just the dirth of dick. :D


(and the plethora of pussy)

I think you meant dearth...I can see how you made that mistake. Clearly you were thinking about cock and the word girth crept in. *grins*

that was just one of my random user titles......you sucker.

You have no idea... brilliant, hillarious though often exasperating and still somehow endering enough to make it near impossible to stay irritated at him once you see his face... which I'm sorry you guys miss out on... or maybe I not... lol

Did you realise that is an anagram of Spiro Agnew?