I was late because the Hobo was faster than most. :footpyth:

That too. ;)

So I gues you don't dick around when you're getting ready for work in the morning? ;)

Fixed that for ya...

"I have an eye problem. I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Actually had a cow orker call in to say her boyfriend fucked her so hard the night before she couldn't walk.

We were more amazed that she found a guy to fuck her in the first place (or anyplace else for that matter) than we were that she used that excuse.

:cheerldr::lovers:
I was out celebrating Vermont's legalization of gay marriage.

The only response I get if I am late for work is ... "Moo?" Occasionally it is "Moo Moo Moo!!!" And if I am lucky they make me a pie....
Um nothing at all like the Pie above :headshake

Well I had to either refill my happy pills or buy some more ammo. It turned out the drugstore wasn't open yet.

My usual route is only open after 10:00am.

Motorcade.

funeral procession?

The interstate was closed because there was a pig on the loose.

I was playing online poker and it would have been rude to stop and not let my tablemates have a chance at winning something back.

There was a tree down across the road and the detour is 30 miles ... [actually I rather foolishly drove the car under the tree ...] ....

I was playing online poker and some asshole from Valley Forge National Park was winning all my money.

(Note: In reality this is no excuse. Just play poker from work.)