Teapot is an ant. It all makes sense now.

I read Empire of the Ants by Bernard Weber awhile ago. It was really fun, and gave me a new perspective on ants, even though its just fiction.

Its not half as cool as the reality of our mighty race.
We wage war against nature by day, and party by night.

Did you know that ants invented the first hangover cure?

A fire ant bit my knee two days ago.

Having a little trouble with my eyes. Did you write that you had a fire ant on your knee or that you were on your knees on Fire Island?

Let your imagination wander. An ant bit my knee.

http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/depts/ent/no...tmoundlawn.JPG

I'm so confused by that picture I don't know where to start: it's like some Romantic Cockroach Getaway Package in the Poconos. You know Rold Gold pretzels are like champagne and strawberries to a female cockaroach, doncha?

When I first saw the title of this thread, I thought it was to be about lesbians. I had a rimlick--I mean a limerick ready and everything.