Had the dad-in-law visiting up till yesterday. The three of us put in 6 or 7 electrical outlets, a phone outlet, added three basement lighting fixtures, cleaned out the dryer ducts and re-ducted part of the run, power-washed the patio, put up new curtain hardware and drapes in the living room, took care of the carpenter bees that are trying to eat the soffits above the garage, installed motion sensors on the garage lighting, caulked appropriate firebreaks into the fixture holes the garage ceiling, cleaned the gutters, drank a couple of cases of beer, mowed the lawn, cooked up a storm and ate it all.

Now I need a nap. :zzz:

I was on vacation all last week with no internet access (by design). Looks like I missed some stuff.

Mainly I've been drifting in and out of dozes, occasionally rising to puke.

3 days late :eyebrow:

I'm in my Pam personality.

Piss And Moan.

Didn't think you all would want to hear her.

BTW Pam IS driving a BMW! (bitch, moan and whine!) so at least she's got a killer ride.

also_ you know what's fucked up? I asked this autistic kid in my lit. class if he knew the movie where sean connery was wearing nothing but a bandolier and HE KNEW THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!


I think we bonded.

anyway- flint knows the movie, too. therefore - flint is autistic.

4 days late :thepain: damn cow

Look, I've been busy with shit! Haven't you noticed that I've been gone a while? No...you didn't, did ya? Well thanks a fucking lot! Glad to see there's so much fucking love here! Yeah...you can all fuck yourselves!

*ahem* :)

Nirvana ... are you sure it's not just gas?


j/k ... I know, you're a professional.

I actually noticed when you came back that you had been gone a long while. I thought you left to become a priest.

Ummm...no. Though I did think about joining the priesthood as a child. Don't know what the fuck I was thinking there.

You wanted to molest yourself?


:bolt:

That makes me think of this clip from South Park.

How's the cow, nirv?

And where the hell has everybody been today? hmm? the weather's been lousy, you should all be here posting for my entertainment