My roommate is drummer.....but I am a bassist.

A year and a half ago when I didn't have an actual residence I was staying in my friends living room and every night I would hear "boom, boom, boom" from his bed hitting the wall during sex. I still regret to this day not turning on my bass and start playing a porno beat. They would have not been able to have sex for a month.

so, this is just speculation of a worse-case scenario? You're overthinking things. Way overthinking. You know the expression, "why borrow trouble?"

Also, if you think that things are going down the crapper, they probably will.

Or, what if they liked it, and invited you to play a private show...

I honestly don't think that it will be either extreme. I think there will be trouble but it won't be anything that I cannot handle. If it does get worse then I expect, I just want to have something planned out to avoid it getting any worse.

*shutters*

You should paint those.

Get with their rhythm ... then synchopate ... bwahahahahaaaaaa.

:lol2:

And do the five finger shuffle?

The five knuckle shuffle on your piss pump?

You wait until you hear "thud, thud, thud", then yell,
"YOU'LL HAVE TO GO AROUND! THERE'S NO DOOR ON THIS SIDE!"