If your cock was an inch longer, you could get some strange at home...

dammit jim... you owe me a new keyboard. thatguy, i think you've gotten some great advice here. if you're happy at home but you are still finding yourself in this position then you're probably just experiencing the "it feels good to know you're still desireable" rush. get over it.

if you're an absolute stud and make her eyes roll you'll enjoy, what? a couple hours with the email chick? please. weigh that against a lifetime of knowing you are "that guy" and spending day after day hoping and praying that the woman you love doesn't find out.

close your eyes and rub one out. enjoy your guilt. then take your wife who you love to dinner and try to look at her the same way you did the third time you met her. your future self thanks you.

Nothing wrong with enjoying one-sided attention, but dammit man, haven't you ever seen Fatal Attraction? That shit really happens!

Well, maybe not always the bunny-boiling, knife-wielding situation. But things could turn weird. The seemingly off-hand, no-strings-attached encounter you may choose to pursue could easily turn you into a stalker victim--perhaps fueled by your "unavailability" as a married person.

If you really do love your wife and your life with her, the price you could pay is just not worth destroying that.

What follows is a really, really bad idea, but maybe a little funny, so I thought I would share it.

Google yourself. Find someone with the same, or very similar name to yours. Get them in on the plot. Set up a tryst with the email chick. Send your namesake in your place.
He gets laid (maybe) and can insist he received the email and assumed, since it was addressed to him, that he presumed it was intended for him.
Email chick gets laid (maybe) and either gets off your back (and onto hers) or gets a lesson in cybermanners.

Don't forget to set up the web-cam and stream it live. Post the link here, please.

<loves Zens evil mind>

A- file for sexual harrassment.

B- start wearing pants to work, ya slut.

There are two kind of people who cheat even when they're happy:

1) They're not really happy
2) They're narcissistic yet insecure psychopaths

Surely attention is interesting, and you're human, but if you're really happy you don't want to mess it all up.

Good luck! :)

Forward the email to her boss. Rest assured, you will never receive another one.

Also, don't be an asshole. Just because it's there doesn't mean it needs fucking.

I do commercial building management work is easy and pays very well. And Jim why are you worried about how long my cock is..........akward dude........... Oh and I get that whole fatal attraction deal. Plus I would hve to see her face everyday and worry if she would tell and stuff. In a way she kind of might have me by the balls if I did it. Cause them she can blackmail me or something. Like....fuck me or I'll tell your wife about everything. And I totally wear pants all the time spexx. But I'm not a slut. More like a retired manwhore. 

Zen dude you have an awesome way of thinking!!! Awesome!!!

That would be some funny shit if I did forward the email to her boss which is the vp of the company. She's actually one of the senior managers there. And your definetely right. Just cause it's there doesn't mean I have to fuck it.

And I took classics advice and took a nice long look at the wife and damn it she's hot!!! So we went out with a few friends last night got smashed came home and some hot passionate sex. I think it was the best sex I've ever had. F-ing awesome!!! So glad now that I married her. Thanks for all the advice. Greatly appreciated. And to think I only came accross this website cause I was looking up stuff about fencing in my yard! Epic win!

bold mine

So glad NOW?

Oh, never mind.

I am not gonna comment about this, because ThatGuy is flirting with me and we all know Im not too fussed with being the *bit of fluff* :p

I didn't mean that I am only glad now. That came out wrong. I'm just curious as to what you look like. I hope that's not a crime......what do you mean by your not to fussed by being the *bit of fluff* ????