there is nothing wrong with Dana that couldn't be fixed with a pinch of cynicism, a dash of wariness and a soupcon of Wilderness camp. ;)

*grins* I reserve my cynicism and use it sparingly. Trust in other humans is a conscious act.


There is nothing wrong with Bri that couldn't be fixed by Shel turning straight :P

There is nothing wrong with Dana that couldn't be fixed by a good staff of well-trained domestic servants, Ma'am.

*an aside* Dana would never allow herself a staff of domestics! Not unless they were given full salaries, full benefits, a pension and a country house in Cornwall! If she could be granting political asylum to them too, all the better! :) *

There is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed with an MLA handbook and apostrophe awareness week.

Do we have to go in order, 'cause we're entering a circular situation. Oh, I'll rectify:

There is nothing wrong with Emma that couldn't be fixed by 20 more years and a job or two.

There is nothing wrong with Shawnee that that couldn't be fixed by a good "blessed day."

There is nothing wrong with classicman that couldn't be fixed by a big steaming bowl of haggis.

There's nothing wrong with Bri that can't be fixed with a box of tissues and a hug.

There's nothing wrong with Queen that can't be fixed with a leather vest and a quart of motor oil.

There is nothing wrong with Clod ... that is all.

There IS nothing wrong with Clod; but she still could use a good cook and a vacation!

There's nothing wrong with classic that can't be fixed by an old fashioned frat party complete with panty raid.

There is nothing wrong with Dana that can not be fixed with liberal amounts of foreplay.

There's nothing wrong with joe that couldn't be fixed by an all night party with all the cellar hotties ...

There's nothing wrong with limey that couldn't be fixed by an extended period of sunshine, warmth and clear skies.