7, six for horses, one for the coachman, and of course a pumpkin.

Actually, acronyms like "OK" and "TV" are properly abbreviated as capital letters. I think that would carry through to cutesy apostrophic variations like "s'OK" too.

Just to be nitpicky, which is what I do best. ;)

wait, wait..... what is that apostrophe doing there any way?

's OK ...no?

and Alzheimer's?

grief, people....... :p

I would not want to violate the law of Internet Post Correction -- every time you correct someone, your post *has* to have at least one flaw of its own. ;)

I like that.

Litre, metre, saltpetre.

But maybe not skeetre.

wankre?

Wankre chancre anchre.

1 bird in the hand .......................... 2 in the bush

haggis, haggis, HAGGIS!