Here's some salt for your ice bank, lj

here's some ice for your salt cock, lj.

:D

I bet your user middle name is jane, bri. B. J. Keats-Scholar. Has a kind of ring to it.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him not drink, I guess.

A metaphor is like a simile.

An asshat is like an asshat. Sorry, too obscure?

(No, not YOU)

I metaphor. After I met a wun, a tu, and a phree.

The cellar is a packed yellow schoolbus on a dark snowswept morning

Great visual, for the win!

The Cellar is Mardi Gras to the internet's Lent.

This thread has become rogue perfume squirts on your wrist, from out-of-work models on the first floor of Macy's!

This thread is Lj's favorite brown eye.

this thread is getting a standing 8 count

the standig 8 count was thrown out.

The standing eight count was a wet blanket on a water bed