You never see pictures from Brianna, Radar hitting the tipjar, Spexxvet being likeable, Clodfobble on a sans kids vacation or me being a bitch :p

You never hear the tree falling in the forest.

one of these things is not like the others

orly? Are you being a discriminator?

Would you like pigeon for dinner?


....and if you go to a restaurant and order squab what is that bird on your plate?

it's a shark.



(tastes like chicken).

I thought I saw that on Bugs Bunny. Ever since then, Elmer Fudd said, "Whooo. What was wat."

What?

Damn, TW was funny on 30 Janury and I missed it.
Still, it's nice to enjoy it retrospectively.

I never see a poem lovely as a tree.

I never hear, "Bri! YOU"VE WON THE LOTTERY!" - though that's probably because I don't play.

Buy duct tape and plastic wrap to seal your self into a room in case of a drone airplane attack spraying toxic chemicals in the air.

oh wait! :smack:

Free tires made in china...oh and drywall too.