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They should water-board her... to find out about her parents, what her home life is like.
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It's a changeling.
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Offer it eggshells - changelings can't resist them.
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If someone is bleeding to death, whether they were shot 20 or 50 times becomes irrelevant. |
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Although the age and weight may be important they could just as easily be irrelevent facts. |
The point was restraining a child that small - I was QUESTIONING whether handcuffs were really necessary. Thats all, move along.
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Average age for a 17 kg kid is four years old. This kid is below the five percentile. No, weight is not relevant - except for other factors that make it relevant. Of course other factors are not provided. Height was not provided - a relevant parameter. Based only upon what was provided, a child seriously underweight and a parent without apparent concern add up to greater suspicion. I like the waterboard solution. Flush evil out of her. Eliminates the need for an exorcist. |
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Or coldcock her. ;) |
Duct tape. Covers the mouth, too.
Say, can you do a sleeper hold on a six year old? |
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I'd go with the Helicopter Spin, or maybe just smashing her face into a turnbuckle. |
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Ya know spex - I guess given that as the only alternative cuffing here was the better of two options, legally. I'm sure there is gonna be some type of lawsuit to follow as ridiculous as that may sound. This is situation is messed up no matter what.
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Let me disqualify myself for a moment:
I don't have children. I don't have any children, and it's no accident. I also have never worked at, or been incarcerated in a nut-hatch. I am not now, nor have I ever been a teacher or a principal. I was six once, for about a year. I have never weighed 37 lbs. That said, here's what the father of that six year old 37 lb girl ought to do, and what I would do, if this were my child: Go to a bar with a gravel parking lot (if there is at least one motorcycle in the lot, all the better, you're at the right place). Go in, pull up a stool, climb up on it, and tell this story. Then hire three--no, four--of the beefiest guys there (they'll probably work cheap, maybe free). Have them handcuff whomever made the decision to handcuff and commit a six year old 37 lb girl and beat their miserable ass to a pulp. Then employ approximately one gallon of Amoco Ultimate to set this wonderful person fire. But be sure to put them out right before they die from it. I don't care if the six year old 37 lb girl pulled a knife and held it to someone's throat, their solution was extremely heavy-handed and uncalled for.:rant: |
And what would you do if that kid pulled a knife and held it to your throat?
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Take the knife away?
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