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morethanpretty 02-19-2010 02:54 PM

He posted about it publicly classic, I think questions along that line are expected. If its "NOYFB" I guess he wouldn't have made it public, huh?

Squirrel, it might be one of those cases where you have to keep your mouth shut and bear with it. Unless your mother-in-law is harming your kids, she's just an annoyance to you right? I understand some people can be a huge problem, but unless she is actually harming one of you, just let your wife handle it. If she comes to you all pissed off, complaining about your MIL, shut-up and make little "mmhmm" sounds. That way you're not getting between your wife and her mom, and you're not really letting her mom become between you and your wife. Your immediate family stays together, hopefully happy.

I could be totally wrong about the severity of the situation. I really hope things work out though.

Shawnee123 02-19-2010 03:01 PM

mtp is right. I was commenting on your comment, therefore commenting on your comment to the thread, and therefore making a comment to squirrel, whose thread this is anyway. I'm a stalkerposter because I was asking if maybe apples don't grow far from trees? Oh, I forget, if it were up to you, my opinion or ideas are only OK if they are in line with you and show a great big head nod about how wise you must be.

Never mind, you can't be talked to. You can only be talked AT and listened TO. Now quit fucking with me, OK? I've really had quite enough. Quite fucking enough. Got it?

There must be a tw comment you can go comment on.

:headshake

Shawnee123 02-19-2010 03:05 PM

I apologize to squirrel for the thread hijack instigated by classic. You know me, I won't let someone spit in my face and just turn my cheek.

Please continue with your thread. I'll stay out.

And I hope things work out for you.

squirell nutkin 02-19-2010 04:27 PM

Jeez, I missed it all while I was at MY YOGA CLASS getting my blood pressure down to mere stroke levels rather than diesel combustion levels.

You think blood can't ignite? You ain't been around.

Thanks for the well wishes.

I'll update and fill in soon.

squirell nutkin 02-19-2010 11:31 PM

My sister talked me in off the ledge tonight (being metaphoric) pointing out that at this point it is just talk. Also Sam I AM and Pie made good suggestions; there is a cell tower three short block from our house (nextel) and there is a big problem with the water company. So, I got that going for me.

So, I'll sleep on it.

Griff 02-20-2010 08:08 AM

Maybe you wait until the day you can photograph the water crew digging up the yard/street with the cell tower squeezed in for good measure. Although photo shop is more time efficient... A belated Happy Holidays from the Squirrel Nutkins!

Gravdigr 02-22-2010 12:25 PM

I'd just put her in the deep freeze.

SamIam 02-22-2010 07:16 PM

But then, where would he store all his acorns? :eek:

squirell nutkin 02-22-2010 08:42 PM

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I have to travel with the family to MIL's place this Thursday and Friday. I am going to time my meetings and appointments to keep me out of the house as long as possible.

I am in my happy place...

classicman 02-22-2010 09:27 PM

snort

xoxoxoBruce 02-23-2010 12:20 AM

Wrong approach... be there as much as possible, and stir up as much shit as you can. Maybe you'll get her banned again. ;)

squirell nutkin 02-23-2010 01:30 PM

I like that idea better. Reminds me of the old joke:
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, and take my shoes off before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, and get undressed in the bathroom. Then I sit down to pee to prevent splashing sounds. I tiptoe into the bedroom and ease into bed. My wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His friend looks at him and says, " Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet, flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, WHO'S HORNY?????!!! And she pretends she's asleep!!

Gravdigr 02-25-2010 02:58 PM

:lol2:

GunMaster357 05-05-2010 07:30 AM

Can you find some guy to be her boyfriend ? That way, she'll stop screwing you ...







OK. Bad joke...

Sheldonrs 05-05-2010 04:39 PM

May I suggest:

http://www.motherinlawstories.com/mo...2010_04_23.htm


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