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Ya momma is so fat, she uses a boomerang to put her belt on.

Ya momma is so fat, she wore a green and white striped sweater, and the guys played football on her back.

Ya momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter, and when she got up it was two dimes and a nickel.

Yo mamma so fat, she shops for clothes at Lands End of the Lost. Her favorite designer label is Versasquatch.

Yo mama is so fat, she really can be in two places at once

Yo Mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

Yo Mama's so fat, she filled up the tub, then turned the water on

Yo Mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo Mama's so fat, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts

Yo Mama's so fat, the only pictures they have of her are via satellite

Yo Mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live

Yo Mama's so fat, they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits everybody but yo mama"

Yo Mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the beach she brings the tide.

Yo mama's so fat they have a "do not serve poster" at the buffets.

Yo mama's so fat her shadow weights 90lb.

Yo mama's so fat she is used as a landmark.

Yo mama's so fat she forgot what her feet look like.

Yo mama's so fat she affects the Large Hadron Collider.

Yo mama's so fat they are mushrooms in her jelly rolls.

When can we do the dead baby jokes?