digr - you seem like a nice guy and all, but if you come anywhere near my ass...

No, shawnee gives his ass class but he takes all the credit so he really is a hole.

ouch!

Sorry. I was joking but it didn't read so funny after I hit the post button.

It's a gift. :(

I think you're alright classic.
I would never want to hurt your feelings. You're tops.

lulz - there are a couple ways to take that one :D

Hehehehee. I think Classic and I were siblings separated at a young age. We fight like siblings...but really, as mad as he can make me, he's a good egg. ;)

Snorted Out Loud.

Is he alright, or tops? Make up your mind. :p:

Got me.

I won't...I'll come waaaaay over yonder.

Tee-hee, tee-hee.^^^^^^^^^

I hope you starve to death beacause you have been such a dick to me. Burn in hell. :D

My cue to ignore any and all irony once again, I see. :3eye:

I recommend getting two handguns even to a huge hoplophobe, unless you'd rather rent a practice arm: one pistol in .22 for practicing all the fundamentals of good marksmanship, and the other pistol in the working/fighting caliber of your choice. There are many good ones, from the century-old .45 ACP to the very new .357 Sig.

And it's economic activity of the stimulative type, too...

One's phobias should not set one up to get murdered, robbed, or otherwise phuck'd with. That's just psychologically maladaptive. Not, as you know, something I approve of.