difference between oral and anal:

oral makes your day
anal makes your hole weak

i don't know why i had to tell that one in this thread either

Nope, still pink as ever, see...:p:

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?

The taste.

proctologist fishes in his shirt pocket for a pen, and comes up with a rectal thermometer....

says, "would you look at that.....some asshole has my pen!"

Yup. Mine's still pink afterwards too.

Bri - after any whitening procedure drink your cofee through a straw. Or any other way you can think of that avoids your teeth. Re the above, perhaps a coffee enema?

With friends like these, who needs enemas?