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classicman 05-07-2010 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 654520)
You wish, gay unabomber

You say that like its a bad thing to be gay? Why do you dilike gay people?

Spexxvet 05-07-2010 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 654532)
You say that like its a bad thing to be gay? Why do you dilike gay people?

No, I didn't. That's your interpretation. If I say "green house" would I be saying it like it's a bad thing to be green? Maybe that's your bigotry showing through?

Why get involved in this? Are you just protecting your woman?

classicman 05-07-2010 12:43 PM

Wow. You find it necessary to respond to so many of my posts which have nothing to do with you and attempt to put words in my mouth. When I return the favor, you get all pissy. Don't like it huh? me neither.
loling at you.

Spexxvet 05-07-2010 12:56 PM

I live to amuse you.:comfort:

classicman 05-07-2010 12:57 PM

You're failing horribly. Best to quit while you're behind.

TheMercenary 05-07-2010 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 654528)
:corn:

:corn: Oooo he called me ghey.... :lol:

ZenGum 05-07-2010 07:27 PM

That's just not fair. Merc never calls anyone names.

TheMercenary 05-07-2010 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 654672)
That's just not fair. Merc never calls anyone names.

Great point.

monster 05-07-2010 08:13 PM

not true, he called me monster once....

TheMercenary 05-07-2010 08:24 PM

Please accept my most sincere apologies Monnie. :)

tw 05-07-2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 654697)
not true, he called me monster once....

Is he talking about a penis?

morethanpretty 05-07-2010 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw (Post 654733)
Is he talking about a penis?

Everyone knows monnie's penis is a beest.

toranokaze 05-09-2010 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw (Post 654733)
Is he talking about a penis?

Your penis scares small children?

squirell nutkin 05-09-2010 04:41 PM

"Small Penis Blues"

small penis blues, you made me cry.
I don t want to lose this feeling.
And if I could choose a place to die
It would be in your hands.

No, you can't see me from across the floor can you?
No you won't feel me when you take it in the back?
I'd gladly do it because
I just can't get laid today.
Give me one more inch, please.
I don't want to fade away.
In your hand I want to stay.

It's not long, and it's not tight.
The way that you treat me baby.
Even when I'm hard I've lost the fight.
You won't find a shorter loser.

Chorus

Chorus

Small penis blues, don't say goodbye.
I'm sure we're gonna meet again,
And if we do, don't you be surprised
If you find me with a pair of tweezers.

Chorus

I just can't get laid today.
Give me one more inch, please.
I don't want to fade away.
In your hand I want to stay.

Gravdigr 05-10-2010 12:28 AM

:stickpoke


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