I've been requested to write a bio for work. Shawnee, help me make some stuff up.

Like about the time you stole that old man's car, and drove to California, then you ran out of money and you had to rob a bank, then the car broke down because you accidentally drove through the parking lot of the broken glass factory, and you didn't have a spare, so you bought a motorcycle, and you passed that old man as he was walking down the street, car-less, and you gave him a ride home? 'Member that? That was funny.

I do dismember that. And I got a ticket for carless driving. I'll have to work that in after the groundhog and the talking walnut.

You guys!!!:D

Isn't Shawnee funnee? Especially that part about the broken glass factory.

...and then, you wouldn't pay the ticket, and you went to court got thrown in prison and got regularly ass-raped by Boggs & the Sisters in the warehouse, then you broke out and met up with Red down in Zihuatanejo, and you guys built that boat? Good times, man, good times.

... trained as a carpenter, went traveling, did a public speaking tour, had a brush with the law...

Just don't tell me how it ends.

... double-crossed ...

... by the wooden boy you carved, during your stint as a carpenter ...

(I couldn't resist. It's starting to sound like a twisted fairy-tale.)

At the end of the show, you find out you're dead, and all the other characters are waiting for you.

At least it wasn't all a dream...:yelsick:

As I read this thread, all I can think is -
My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?