Do you have any more business cards -there's no toilet paper in here.

"Not even the Internet cares enough to discuss you."

Preceded by: "You're so useless that," or "You're so worthless that," or, well - Anything your imagination can conjure.

He's got his head so far up his ass he has to open his mouth to see where he's going.

Did your mother have any children that lived?

He's the kind of guy that makes you want to vote for retroactive abortion.

You're so unoriginal even your insults have AARP membership.

He's so ugly they have to photoshop his x-rays

Eat a whole bowl of fuck

your ass is cockprone

DO you have to wipe before you type?

You suck!

"You should have been a blow job."

"The Biggest Loser" is suing you for breach of copyright and defamation of character.

You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in a clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue.

:lol:

If I could remember all that, I'd steal it!