I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! bus pulled in at school about an hour ago, first beer is halfway down....

I have all sorts of strange bruises.


fuck, I have to be up early tomorrow for Science Olympiad! :lol:

Congrats on your Survival Camp! Welcome home. Have a cold one for me.

I'm on #5 now....

(that's a little fast, isn't it?)

No.

Not at all.

I would have never made it.

Well done.

Would you ever do it again?

I must ... This was the first in a series of six......

(Three kids, two grades between each, 7/8 grade class, this first trip with oldest as 7th-grader....)

UGGGGGGG!

6?!?!? are you frigging kidding me?

No frigging way.

Send beer. Lots of beer.

Five beers in 90 minutes ... sounds kinda fast, but how big were they?

Shot glasses. Really...:)

12oz. number 6 now. ready for bed...

yes, six, but next year is Chicago... they alternate.....

btw, I have tales to tell......
I am the chaperone from hell.....
all trouble seems attached to me
I reduced camper numbers by three

well, nearly.

monster's back!

Regale us with tales of camping
And pics, if you feel like vamping
But the biggest question on my mind is
Why'd you have to go and kill three kids?

They wouldn't let me kill the suckers
Though I tried hard, really
One, he just kept wandering off
and he got sent home early

Ask not why three were slain,
Ask rather how 97 remain!