I knew he was Chinese the minute I saw the title.

Why is that, I wonder?

Yeah. All this stuff about China "poisoning our kids" and that... Remember, the lead-coated children's toys in our shops are the relatively clean, approved for export end products. The Chinese kids are growing up playing with the second rate toys, eating the melamine-milk, and breathing the fumes from the production process.
The Chinese government *could* get it under control. They choose faster economic growth instead. (I wish I hadn't said growth there). Sewing and reaping, right here.

As ye sew, so shall ye weep.

"They never did turn me into a turtle."

Perhaps you weren't worthy.

They almost loved me up, though.