Yeah, strawberry shortbiscuit sounds way more betterer.

(The English version of the word. See here for elucidation)

Biscuits
People who need biscuits
Are the luckiest people in the world
We're Rich Tea needing other Rich Tea
And yet letting our grown up pride
Hide all the need inside
Acting more like Rich Tea than Rich Tea

HobNobs
Are very special biscuits
And they're the luckiest biscuits in the world
With one dunking
One very special dunking
A feeling deep in your whole
Says soggy now is your goal
No more hunger and thirst
But first be a biscuit that needs people
People, people that need biscuits
Are the luckiest people in the world