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Trilby 08-25-2010 12:07 PM

He looks like Dwight Schrute's cousin, Moze.

Gravdigr 08-25-2010 04:20 PM

Michael: KITT we're heading straight for that bridge!
KITT: Michael my calculations indicate that we wi---HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

Cloud 08-25-2010 04:22 PM

after watching the video and considering the circumstances -- do y'suppose it was a failed suicide attempt?

Griff 08-25-2010 05:20 PM

I think he was driving stupid and freaked out when he passed the cop.

wolf 08-25-2010 07:56 PM

By passing on the inside, with the cop already in the fast line, he showed that he was way more than merely stupid and stoned.

What got me was that this wasn't part of a pursuit ... dumbshit just happened to pass the cop and launch himself into the bridge.

Griff 08-25-2010 08:10 PM

We need to loosen the roll cage requirements on these cars.

xoxoxoBruce 08-25-2010 08:57 PM

I couldn't tell if it had T-tops, those are break-away models.

Shawnee123 08-26-2010 07:27 AM

http://projects.daytondailynews.com/...l/082310crash/

Photos after the crash. It really is hard to believe anyone could have survived that.

The kid has been upgraded from critical to 'serious but stable' condition. Despite my anger at such irresponsibility towards the rest of humankind, I hope the kid gets well and lets this experience change his life for the better.

jinx 08-26-2010 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 678583)
after watching the video and considering the circumstances -- do y'suppose it was a failed suicide attempt?

That occurred to me too.

Shawnee123 09-02-2010 02:48 PM

Crash not due to drugs or alcohol:

http://www.whiotv.com/news/24851106/detail.html

Gravdigr 09-02-2010 02:59 PM

WHIO:

Quote:

Eden is still being treated at Miami Valley Hospital and the family has asked for his condition to not be released. At last report, He was in serious but stable condition.
Now that's respecting the family's wishes...

Shawnee123 09-02-2010 03:03 PM

Yeah, I'd heard he was upgraded to serious but stable but hadn't heard anything since. It's been a few days since that upgrade.

monster 09-02-2010 03:40 PM

Whole E Shit!

That kid is just a walking bag of trouble

HungLikeJesus 09-02-2010 04:31 PM

I think this explains a lot:
Quote:

He was with a 15-year-old girl inside his car in the parking lot of the Beaver Vu Bowling Lanes.

Yznhymr 09-02-2010 04:35 PM

I'd take that boy to the closest gas station and buy a lottery ticket. One lucky sum'bitch.

fargon should try and capitalize on this kid too...might be able to raise those funds for the church after all.


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