Yeah, same goes for kids.

Diz hates school days because they mess with his schedule.
Usually when he hears the rents get up (07.30) he creeps into to bed with me, knowing he's got at least 1.5 hours to snuggle. If I get up that time too he's very, "Wait, what?" I often come back from the shower to find he's crawled under the covers alone anyway.

Slapper.
That's another way of saying your fanny smells like a binbag full of old mussles, right?

I found a number of actual definitions for slapper, the one I prefer is "a contemptible woman."

Yeah, contemptible. I like that. :)

But, how would you know? Ya got no clock!

:p:

Jazz guys are all cats. And they have to have good time. Coincidence?

Where do cats keep their change?

In their Purrrse.

Well played sir. :notworthy

How do cats keep time?

I wonder...


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb...6ql2o1_500.gif

That clock is defective, its eyes aren't going back and forth.

same way we do, when we wake up in the middle of the night and KNOW what time it is without even looking. If I wake up to pee or something, I always play that game--what time is it? I'm usually accurate to within 1/2 hour