is that an (under)pant moustache?

saves you the trouble of doing it manually, eh?

Hasn't this trend been around for a while?

UT doesn't get to the beach much.
Too much sunshine and happiness.

Well if we're discussing silly fashions...

Okay, trend this year for young lasses is shorts. Very very short shorts. No complaints there. :D
Quite a few cut the legs off jeans to make the shorts. All well and good. But many use jeans that had deep pockets, which now hang down below the 'hem' lines of the shorts, and don't cut them off or sew them up - and still put things in them. Is it just me or does this look ridiculous?

(Well, ON me it would look worse than ridiculous, I suppose, you know what I mean).

Zen - I hate that! I'm all for short shorts and cut offs but FFS!~ Couldn't they at least sew those pockets up? It's soooooooo hillbilly!

You can actually buy those shorts looking like that. Check any of the 'young girl' cheapo boutiques and you'll see racks of them.

I'm sure this too will pass.

Like a kidney stone?

If you're moustachioed in that area, do you wax it?

Do your ears hang low
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a ribbon, can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier {US historical ref}
Do you get a funny feeling when your ears hang low?

Go naked when you can.

define "underwear".

I wear a device meant to control inadvertent swimsuit malfunctions since I dive. This basically consists of a latex-ey strap which holds the junk in the trunk instead of allowing it to flop around. This is NOT comfortable and I wouldn't wear it with normal clothes but swimsuits tend to be tight and a malfunction is, well, embarrassing. I don't have a vee though. It's not that tight!

I do not wear my usual underthings under a swimsuit. That's just odd.

I vote no.

Only when trying a suit on. Otherwise, that's just creepy.

That, sir, should be one of the "Rules For Life".

And not just for swimmin'.:D