Amelie has a great revenge sequence, worth watching as there are too many things to list. Her technique was progressive.

You mean this? Loved that movie.

this one

I had the right movie but really didn't get to watch the clips as I'm up front today. Thanks! :)

Send 2 craigslist hookers to his room every night for the next month. He won't know whether to be happy or scared, but he'll definitely be confused.

well... If you're serious about this, you could always contract some nasty STDs and have unprotected sex with him?

Oh you horrors! Guess what i'm wasting my afternoon watching?

I would just own up. Put yourself in his position.

What if it was you trying to explain why the place wasn't open yet.

Why take revenge on someone telling the truth? Accusing him of lying is just a way to excuse yourself.

It doesn't really matter if there was a person at the door or not. You were late.

Revenge idea. Tell him you are sorry you put him in that position. Watch his eyes pop out of his head.

Don't do it in passing. Stop him and look straight in his eyes. Then you'll know the truth.

ROFL "Nair in his shampoo..."

> Put a webcam in his bathroom, direct feed to the movie channel in the hotel or some suitable public feed. Mall? Diner? Internet?

> Apple smashed against lock opening so keyhole is full. If this has time to dry it is like superglue and untraceable. Someone did this to me in school and I had to cut off the lock. And DON'T SMASH AN iPOD, NOT THAT KIND OF APPLE!! haha

> Put some of your meds in his beer/whiskey whatever he drinks. Then when he isn't able to get up and is 10 minutes late, call your boss and say "is 3M off today? Haven't seen him...". If you are able, seed every drink he leaves laying around so that he falls asleep everywhere.

> Is he computer savvy? Does he use the comp at work? If he uses unique words, go into the dictionary and sub the word. i.e. in this feature, every time he types "Buddy" it comes out "Hairy arsehole" (I say unique so that you don't get someone else all freaked out). If you don't know the fix, it is completely baffling. I used to do this to people who fuck around on Facebook instead of working. The look on their face? PRICELESS

> Put an ad on the worst most twisted fetish board around town. "Horny handyman needs to be spanked"... etc.

> Cut a hole from his room to the next room. When that room's renter sees the hole they will go MENTAL. I know a guy who did this in a frat house and he almost got beaten to death by a girl's BF.

> File the tips off all his keys. Doesn't have to be much, take the point off and he's screwed if the lock is remotely new.


^^ In no order, and money is no object. All I could come up with on short notice, and haven't touched his car yet. I am going to assume you tried the carrot, and he is still a fucking asshole. So now the stick? Sometimes a person has to fight fire with fire.

I have had several of these pussies in my work life, and it is tough. These people are the epitome of cocksucker. They have some imagined hardon for you and this is the result.

If anything, your boss should have said "well, 3M, he may have been late but did you at least ask said customer to wait for 5 min?" He is so eager to stab you in the back he is screwing over his boss. I worked for a guy once who was right in the face of these jerks that have nothing better to do than throw sticks in other's wheels. He'd rip THEM a new one and make it quite clear that it isn't Grade 4 anymore.

Great, huh?

And Amelie knows how to use wire cutters. :lol:

THIS

Please read the OP. Thank you. :rtfm:

did you really expect people to follow instructions?

I did.

IM you are bad

now it's 4:30 and I've done sweet FA all day. I want revenge.


Place a new weird object on his toilet tank every day. ladies' knickers, can of dog food, photo of someone he doesn't know.....

hang the clothes other punters leave behind in his shower.

turn all his clocks back an hour

shake itching powder in his underwear drawer

put mayonnaise in his shoes

put a police wanted notice in the reception area with his picture on it.