Dear complaints dept. I am impressed and pleasantly surprised by your efficiency, but they disallowed that one. We need three legal goals in the next 10 minutes. kthxbai

Oh yeah. OK then how 'bout:

Curlers are hair-brained. :p:

not alliterative.

Curling is cromulent?

Curling is cosmetic?

that's it!

What about Cursing? Is that colmetic?

Hurling is horrific.

Srsly, who's going to click on a link associated with the word hurling?

Especially cause it's an Irish sport.:vomit::vomitblu::repuke:

Vomit Snorkling. Now that'd be an extreme sport.....

What

the


Fuuuuuuck?

What happened? If it hits the post it's a point? I don't know a thing about soccer. Then the head bump to out of bounds? Was that in question too?

If the non-goalie defender (in red) touches the ball with her hands in the box that's right in front of the goal mouth, it's a penalty. The other team gets a penalty kick:




The obvious penalty was not called.

I see. Thanks Spexx!

You're very welcome.:)