lmao right! nah that's county! errr parish!

when i was transferred to south texas i worked the lunch shift in the scullery. it was hot as hell in there. like 125 degrees. no bullshit. thank gawd i was in shape. when i left there to come home i was doing 10 one arm pull ups with each arm. won many a bet with that one!

Lol... I did some months in work release working at a modern day American sweatshop so I know what u mean... and the prison itself (which was privately owned) took a substantial amount of my hard earned money

buglers? cigs?
Sell themselves for sex? to who?
WTF?

dude. you have no idea. it's so fucked up. bugler cigarettes are smuggled in by the guards. smokes are not allowed in texas. they buy a pack for 5 bucks then sell it to the inmate for 20! inmate gets $$ through the mail and visits. for example: a birthday card. it's thick. take a razor and slice into it on the horizontal plane. making a pocket of sorts. put the money in there then glue it back into place. mail it. use a fake name and address if it does get found on the way in. it is a felony you know. or come visit, pass the 20 or however much then shove it up your ass. take it in. pay the guard, get your smokes. that's how it works......

oh yeah, the sex
your "people" pay the guard. she in turn comes and gets you from your dorm for a made up reason. takes you to a secluded part of the prison, ie: no cameras, then proceeds to fuck the living shit out of you!

get the fuck out. I didn't know there were female guards for men. How much do they charge?

oh hell yeah there are! it aint cheap! going rate when i left was about $250. and that was for a nasty ass lookin chick!

The majority of female guards are in the "key" or "control room" at all times, however there are female guards with rank that are allowed to enter dorms, make rounds, etc... its the ones in the key that usually indulge in these corrupt activities... at least thats the way it is in louisiana

omg i just remembered!

there was a son and mother working there at newton. mom got busted (white) giving a black a blowjob. son only made it another week!!! he quit because of the obvious. mom got fired and last i heard had charges pending.

It was at 100 to $150 round here for a fugly chik when I left

damn I bet the son still feels that

oh yeah. there was this fine...and i mean FIIIIIIIINE ass white chick that was QC and she got pregnant from a black inmate. not trying to be racist here but well, the blacks cause the most problems. it's fact. anyway her boyfriend was in germany waiting to be deployed to iraq or afghanistan. sucks for him. i remember her shaking down a cell in my dorm with her ass in the air. bending over like that. mmmmhm. perverted? no. lack of sex. damn she was beautiful. didn't get married to her boyfriend though. he dumped her ass and she went down for fucking an inmate.

fuuuuuuuuuuck. ha ha ha though.

There's no trying involved there plt, that sounds pretty racist, but I'll let Dana field this one-- I'm no expert. :D

lol yeah, really i don't mean to be. every single fight i saw in prison was with a white and a black or messican and black. all started by the black. *shrugs* just sayin! :D