Ibram, You've restored my faith in the humor sense of non-heteronormative/cissexist 20 somethings.

Damnit! I knew I was forgetting something. I thought that since PP believes I'm a hermaphrodite that it non-specific gendered people would be covered already.

I voted that I want you.
I'd want to be really good mates and then we could have the odd drunken snog or fumble!

Ali, for the record I don't have any conflict with you.
But you already know that.
Maybe I have a lot of toblerone, or testerone, or toastertone or whatever it is :)

Crapp, I should have also made one for "I'm a homosexual male but it you were a male, I'd want you"

Fail

Or "I don't define myself by gender, but now that I know you do I wouldn't touch you with Merc's"

:)

Thats what happens when you rush a job...

Moar, I'ma have to say no. Three reasons:

1) I'm J's man
2) It's creepy, according to the age-creepiness equation*
3) All that hardware in your mouth does make for some scary imagination about what kind of damage could be done.


*If your partner is not at least half your age plus seven, it's officially creepy. Hey, I don't make the rules.

You didn't read the first post:
Disregarding current relationships/age/function/sexuality, please answer this poll truthfully

Plus the hardware in my mouth causes no issues...I have been in a sexual relationship for the past 10months without a single incident.

Mr Undertoad has a beard

If he were gay I seriously doubt UT would be in the closet.

Are you calling him fat?

No, he's phat!

Ah! Bliss!! Teh Cellar at play ....

You make mockery of my thread?! It is not nice, I think you are 'bitter scorned' and that is why you destroy my thread. You contribute nothing to the board.

VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!
mtp