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plthijinx 05-01-2011 11:02 PM

omg. i don't EVEN know to begin. if you want to do your sisters laundry for a month then go ahead and eat! btw, thick is in now so gain a few pounds, hell i'd like to see it! fifm:would love to see it! :D

SamIam 05-01-2011 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tulip (Post 729473)
Hmm...not sure about the weight gain. However, a person who has worms will have a big, round stomach but skinny limbs. On the contrary, my ass is getting bigger and bigger each day. :thepain:

A tapeworm will do the trick. Those suckers can grow to incredible lengths - all wrapped up in your intestines, but they don't add hardly anything to your weight or cause an extended belly. They just siphon off your nutrition and grow longer and longer... I read somewhere that one person had a tapeworm so long that it extended into his mouth. That was probably a myth, but the rest isn't.

Back around the turn of the last century, hucksters sold bits of live tapeworm as a weight reduction aid. They worked, but the side effects were rather unpleasant. :eek:

Tulip 05-01-2011 11:16 PM

Thank you for the info, Sam. :3_eyes:


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