12. Have you ever dyed a hobo?

13. Have you ever known, worn or otherwise owned a merkin?

Does anyone have a used merkin for sale cheap?? The bald spot on my head is growing & I thought a merkin might cover it well

Do you think so, dickhead?;):p:

And why not? Do you think you are better than us?

14. Have you ever been bitten by a capybara?

15. If you had to choose: monster under your bed; or, monkey on your back?

Just one monkey?

Maybe he's a lurker. I like lurkers. :headbag:

16. Have you ever visited kunilexus?

17: What is how many years have beest and monster been married?

an infinite number of them I'm sure.

Yeah, but it's a really mean Monster!

i'm confused again. i thought beest was a she. i saw a picture recently and she had a pony tail. she was doing something related to paintball and was slightly bent over. she had a pretty nice shaped ass

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