Some of TW's posts are intentionaly humerous, he is not just a one trick pony.

as opposed to unintentionally hilarious......

UG contributes to the food forum and will pontificate about knives too, so he's not completely a one trick pony.

UG gives good recipes, and he knows his history.
Still - TWs funnies make my month when they happen.

Hey Sundae, great minds!

For myself, I do not need pamphlets.



I would, however, like some snacks.

I wasn't aware of the knife thang though :)

Knives - used for good = spread cream cheese on your bagel.

Knives - used for evil = stab you in the eye.

I assume UG is interested in the cream cheese type of knife.

Also, note subset:
Knife used to pry apart frozen bagels resulting in a deep wound to the hand - evil
Knife used as an alternative to a Philips head screwdriver - good

Don't blow my mind, Sundae.

I have knife skills you wouldn't believe.

What? Are you idiots too stupid to believe anything someone posted on the internet--even if they were totally certain they were right about it? Hopeless.

Knives - used to cut wire flowers = cellar bomb!

imagine knives in brackets........

ur totally going to die a cellar death for that...... :eek:

I'll have a scathing response for you -- as soon as I figure out what your post means. :confused:

I'm cashing in my chips waiting for the raptor.