What you're reacting to as "funny" is the *combination* of monkeys and feet, and mistaking it for a "funny monkey". If you consider each independently, you'll see that feet are funnier than monkeys. Have you ever seen a monkey with no feet that was funny? No. Even the thought, the image of a monkey with no feet is UNfunny.

But, there are lots of feet without monkeys that are funny. Monty Python's title crushing foot, for example.

All monkeys have feet, but not all feet have monkeys?

Feet are slapsticky. Oh wait, so are monkeys. But monkeys can be taught to communicate. Feet don't do nuthin' they ain't gotta do to survive.

Monkeys are evil. They are never funny. Even something funny like Trunk Monkey is only funny because it's shocking how evil they are. The premise is funny. The monkey is not.

I bet you're scared of clowns too. :mad:

*flings feces*

See, that's something you never see feet doing. Feet NEVER fling feces. And flying feces is fucking funny.

but monkeys have more interesting accessories. Fleas beat bunions every time. You've never seen a bunion circus have you?

Reminds me of poor old Hector, thought it was a typo and monkey fling faces. He imagined them gurning at passers by. And passed this gem onto Thor too. They were quite disgusted to learn it wasn't a typo and moneys flung poo

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/di...-his-foot.html

http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-cont...t-painter4.jpg

I prefer this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...o_painting.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congo_(chimpanzee)

(it's the rapture)

Painted by an evil monkey, I see.

So what you're saying is, they see no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil but they are, in fact, evil?

yeah, 'cause what you can't see is they have frogs up their butts

Monkeys are not inherently evil.
Unlike clowns, clown dolls and ventriloquist's dummies (especially if they are clowns).

Monkeys of course are doubly evil with an eye gouging topping if they are dressed as any of the above categories.

Monitor alert! :lol2:

Rapture sighting in my garden 10 minutes ago, preceded by a brief 'crack' sound on an otherwise still, quiet evening.