Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Can I have your house
When God takes you?

A looting I will go
When rapture strikes a blow
Hi ho the derry oh
A looting I will go!

[all I got]

Will there be a captcha
to stop spammers getting raptured?

Ascending fundies
will be a headache for
air traffic control

As will all the planes
Whose pilots were good christians
Inflate Otto now!

Easy solution
to your serious concern:
more Muslim pilots.

But Muslim pilots
Don't learn how to land their planes
(My apologies)

Hey, activity!
Movement in the big blue sky!
Oh look, it's a bird.

It's five past six and....
Nothing. Nada. Rien. Nichts.
DISAPPOINTED! Meh.

no bird, it's a shark
or a dolphin or a whale
with a long penis

ascending icon
all hail the whale nail
spermy rapture

win.

(I get to be judge coz I just do. )