Stale Cheetos are frighteningly chewy.

It did something funny to your font.

Dad tried to have an emergency Mars Bar in the car in the snowy weather over the last December/ January.
Unfortunately, although Mum does not generally like Mars Bars, she likes them when they are really cold.
That idea did not last.

I told him to get some Kendal Mint Cake.
Mum objected. Why? Because she can't stand it.
THAT'S THE POINT!
I will have to get some for him and sneak it in. Then again he never took my advice about having a bag of cat litter in the car (great to stop wheels spinning if you get stuck) so I don't think he was really taking it seriously after all. That or he thought I might pilfer the litter when I run out of funds halfway through the month....

The whole number* should have been "0118 999 881 999 119 725 3," so I guess I was missing more than just the last four digits.

* The new emergency telephone number

I just ran to my local UDF for a gallon of milk...and, for some reason, I bought a bag of Cheetos.


It's pretty much your fault.

Did you get the extra crunchy?

Are you making font of me?

you made font of yourself first, we just watched.

And laughed surreptitiously.

are you sure that wasn't meant to be seriftiously?

Clever.

(they were crunchy)

When do we do the Emergency Fuck Test?

Has it been five years already?