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infinite monkey 06-16-2011 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 740173)
How did you post so quickly? I just this second posted the poll.
Does the post show up before the poll options are completed?

Yes.

To answer the question, I am neither a member nor am I the NRA.

Yeah, I know it was a typo but I felt compelled to reaffirm my non-memberness and my non-NRAness.

Follow up question:

Are you a member or the Mickey Mouse Club? ;)

BigV 06-16-2011 12:15 PM

what classicman said, minus the dope.

Peace, man.

infinite monkey 06-16-2011 12:20 PM

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*snort*

:rolleyes:

Trilby 06-16-2011 12:37 PM

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the NRA.

Now that communist thing...well...

Gravdigr 06-16-2011 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 740178)
Uh, which one means "no" or
"I was a member a long time ago and I'm lazy and smoked a lot of weed at the time and missed my renewal and never rejoined ... totally fer sure :peacesign: "

I'll vote that one.

Whut he said, except for that 'totally fer sure' valley-girl stuff...gag me widda spoon.

classicman 06-16-2011 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 740391)
Whut he said, except for that 'totally fer sure'

stoned talk of the early 80's my friend.

xoxoxoBruce 06-17-2011 08:25 AM

No choice I can make. I used to belong, but quit.
I got a package in the mail that said, "A free gift from the NRA" on the outside, so I rip it open and find the free gift is a little medal. The package also included a video tape they wanted me to buy, or return (at my expense) in the package I just ripped up.

Homey don't play dat.:finger:

They even sent me two follow-up letters saying, of the zillions of tapes sent, only a couple of scumbags in East LA, or NYC's Bowery, and of course myself, had not paid for or returned the tape.

Take it up with my trashman, I didn't watch it but he may have.

footfootfoot 06-17-2011 10:31 AM

That is such a douche bag move on their part. I hate that shit. Now what might have been awesome! would have been to open the cassette, replace the tape with some really nasty raunchy pr0n, then send it back to them, postage due, with their return address on it.

Probably, they just pop the tape in another package and send it back out to their next mark.

That would be golden.

Spexxvet 06-17-2011 10:39 AM

You are an evil genius, F3.

footfootfoot 06-17-2011 10:44 AM

Well, I did spend four years to get my Bachelor of Evil Arts...

infinite monkey 06-17-2011 10:52 AM

Hey me too.

The hardest class for me was Culpability and Sadistics.

footfootfoot 06-17-2011 01:23 PM

What did you get on your "Evil Overlord Top100" final?

I almost aced it but I gave my minions too much autonomy. That really chipped away at my score.

infinite monkey 06-17-2011 01:30 PM

I had an advantage, I had written a paper on that very subject in Decomposition 101 (or... Decomp.)

Of course, I was taking a small corpse load that term.

footfootfoot 06-17-2011 03:13 PM

:notworthy

Crimson Ghost 06-17-2011 03:53 PM

Life member of both the NRA and The North American Hunting Club.


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