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Sundae 08-02-2011 01:42 PM

Some everyones are born cunts.
BIRTH CONTROL, PEOPLE!

But hey, I was sucked into a relationship like a tornado, so I'm no-one to talk.
Didn't squeeze out any babies but lost years of my life and plenty of money to it.

Bloody good for the gitar-man that he's doing what's right by his childers.
Shame they'll be 50% crazy via genetics.
Tell him next time he considers it, slam it in a wardrobe door until he rememberes how much it can hurt.

Pete Zicato 08-02-2011 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 747902)
I bailed out my guitarist today.

And ironically enough, you have the beginnings of a great blues song.

Flint 08-02-2011 11:24 PM

I bailed out my guitarist today?

That's right up there with "I was drunk the day my Mama got out of prison..."

Spexxvet 08-03-2011 08:12 AM

I bailed out my guitarist today today
To see if I still feel ...

Gravdigr 08-03-2011 05:56 PM

Here's one your guitarist may want to add to the set list:


wolf 08-03-2011 06:14 PM

Good thing it was the guitarist. If it had been the bass player, you'd never get paid back.

Gravdigr 08-04-2011 04:06 PM


Big Sarge 08-13-2011 03:36 PM

[quote=Brianna;748049]I was crazy in my 20's and I hooked up with (sort of) assholes in their 20's BUT - the kids always, always, always, came before any of our craziness. always /QUOTE]

I bet those were some wild times for you in the early 60s.

plthijinx 08-14-2011 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 748033)
......When I say crazy and/or insane, I mean she is permanently one inch off of losing it, and has been hospitalized in the past for being a danger to herself and others....

sounds eerily familiar.

TheMercenary 08-14-2011 07:49 AM

A day in the life...

Bad luck UT.

Undertoad 09-25-2011 05:59 PM

Quote:

Since the divorce, her personal project is making my guitarist's life a living hell, and using every resource at hand to do it. She appears to have no concern that her children are innocent bystanders getting hit with debris. For example 60 days in jail would result in no income or payments at all for her children, but this was not in her line of thought. It is a fuck.
update, merely because you enjoy the drama:

Guitarist's crazy ex tried to kill herself last weekend. So while she's hospitalized...

The kids went to her sister's house. (Her crazy sister, as these things do follow in families, whether shitty nurture or shitty nature.)

Crazy sister walked in on her daughter and guitarist's daughter smoking weed in her living room, and got violent with them, throwing guitarist's (17 year old) daughter across the room.

As the girls did not know exactly how to respond to this threatening situation, they called the cops.

When the cops arrived, they discovered that crazy sister had in fact hit the kids, and moreover was drunk at 4pm on a Thursday. When they decided to take her in, she minorly punched one of the cops in the face.

She was hauled off and put in a cell, where for two hours she screamed and yelled, and then she attempted to kill herself by hanging herself with her pants.

While the cops were stopping her from doing this, she hit one of them across the face and dragged her nails and cut him.

So now tomorrow crazy sister will face her hearing for multiple assault charges, assaulting the kids and then assaulting the cop.

http://www.pottsmerc.com/articles/20...ewmode=default

monster 09-25-2011 06:20 PM

::speechless::

poor.... poor... well anyone who has to deal with her really. poor kids.

SamIam 09-25-2011 08:36 PM

Good grief! So, where are the kids now that their Mom is in the hospital and their aunt is in jail? (I was high on the day my Auntie got out of prison...)

Undertoad 09-25-2011 08:53 PM

I don't know, I didn't get that detail. Guitarist can't have the kids because he's stuck in a room in a boarding house. Crazy sister's husband seemed a decent guy when I met him, so maybe they are still there.

Crazy sister's husband is a resource for the band, because he repairs amps in his spare time.

Clodfobble 09-25-2011 08:58 PM

Jeeezus.

Every time a cop is condescending and suspicious towards me, I have to try to remind myself that they deal with people like that most of the time...


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