well leave one in the tray and take a W.

if you see a post of mine without capitalization or punctuation it means you are to read it sotto voce

That's a long way to go just to read a post.

I wonder if my new keyboard will arrive today? I wore this one out. But then my shift key started working again this morning, so I think it must mean the new one must be on the truck for delivery!

How about a BM?

Sure, but you'll have to leave your BVDs. :D

I looked in the letter tray and saw that someone put a scarlet letter in there!

Vanna, Pick Me A Letter.

When I looked in the letter tray, I wished that French guy hadn't been the last visitor.

When I looked in the letter tray, I wished my cat wasn't so illeterate.

Better than being inconsonant.

har.

That Italian Cruise ship Captain was in need of littoral assistance.

That was awesome.



As far the donations: ~, that's all I got.

Gravdigr: Indeed, of clitoral insistence.

That was one of my favorites. His "Deploying Very Special Forces" and the photo of the short C-130 was also pretty funny in a going to hell sort of way.