I had a stalker once. He was so good at it, I put him on celery.

Ba DUM dum

because you're saner than the rest of all of us???? ha! Now *that's* funny!!

I am hoping that your lady is of the significantly irritating, but not otherwise dangerous sort of stalker.

I've had the other kind, which is why you can Google my first and last name together and get no hits that are me.

Don't get me wrong, most of the people I've worked with are more of the mildly annoying type, and my responses are confined to trying to hide in another aisle of the Dollar Store or supermarket. That's one of the drawbacks for living as close to where I worked as I do.

I was completely in love with this one girl at college. I was totally devoted to her, wherever she wanted to go, I'd go with her. Of course nowadays, they call it stalking...

_some comedian, I don't remember his name.

We could have an annual Cellar Stalking Day so everyone can stalk each other across the forums without getting banned and get it out of their systems. It would be one heck of a crazy day.


ETA: Perhaps on the ides of March.

Et tu, Sexobon?

Um, so i have another one.... ish. What do i do to attract these people?

But before i tell you about the new one, let me jut tell you that the old one went quiet for bit, but in the new school year, her son is in my son's class. I am afraid.

So, the new one. She has me trapped. OK have decided is too much to even try to explain right now -need to go to bed... but she just brought me a box of beer for no real reason (except that i know she's pissing people off left right and center right now and I may be the only one unafected because my kids go to a different school......

Oktoberfest Opening Ceremony and Keg Tapping happened Saturday, September 22nd.

I'm sure she means well, but she's very intense and intrusive. :( I've always just tried to keep on the periphery

I had a stalker. But she had a mind like a calculator and never bought me beer unless I had already bought her one. Despite wanting to get into bed with me.

Can I borrow yours?

absolutely. She has a penchant for large hats and says "eh" at the end of every sentence.

Can deal with big hats for beer.
Does she come from Canada-land?

yup, eh.