roadworks.

True!

It's a facial spritz I got free when I was working for Boots. I could never use it back then as I was wearing makeup. About the same size as a small deodorant, but it is literally spray-on water.

Diz now scrams when I even pop the cap.
Sadly it doesn't compute that maybe he should just NOT try to sit on my head/ nibble my chin/ pat my eyes/ walk through my hair at 05.28. However it does give me half an hours kip before he tries it again.
And Evian makes him run for the hills again.

The biting I have yet to address. Split second timing.

ETA it is a Brumisateur according to the tin.