YOu're extremely creative , sir....

Trolling for souls,
unlike the canabals,
with a fishing poll out the back,
of the boat,
put a hook in your throat,
and real ya in,
all in the name of liven,
for God,
bless the ol rod and real,
cause I'm trolling for souls...

The way I see it if you can't have sex and turn around and say "how bout them nix" your in trouble..