I'll bet this baby wasn't in the air at all. Look how he is holding the umbrella. My guess is that he was crawling on the floor.

not on the floor. on steps, likely on the ladder or on some steplike blocks. knee/shin, then up one step, hand and handle, then up one step, and the two points of the umbrella's ribs. the steps don't have to be level, hm?

Excuse me, am I the only one getting the important information from this post?
Glatt, baby.
Do your magic on me.

He could do it, but you won't like it.

You do it yourself every time you send us a picture of your new hairstyle. magically erasing a huge chunk of your gut.... like your trunk and pelvis and legs.