I'm kinda envisioning DellDude trying to use a Dell Laptop to either fend off his new special friend Bubba or to use to bribe him to keep him from bending him over a cot.

oh THOSE interns... hmm.. reminds me of the kind of thing that would've been on yahotties.com.

Wish I could claim this witticism as my own, but..
 

Someone on Fark made this comment today:

"Doesn't he know marijuana is a Gateway drug?"

I was LMFAO 'til Sunday over that one.

Just had to share :D