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Good grammar. Wait, no. Good taste.
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Good gravy.
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Y'know I really don;t think that ever existed. |
Honestly, I want just a little bit of fame. Not enough to make me unable to leave the house, just enough that people in my field would totally recognize me, and the people they were walking with would be like, "Uh, who?"
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Oh, Dana! Dana! You're one of the ones I'm counting on to revolutionize (quietly, calmly, with baked goods) the menfolk!
Ok. So maybe perhaps a peaceful matriarchy never existed - but we'll never fucking know, will we? NEVER! And as to what I am knitting? it is only important that you know I am sitting by the fireside, knitting, hearing nothing. * *Madame Defarge ref. for those unlikely to bother to google. |
I can hear the clacking of the needles.
You do know, of course, that I do not bake. |
I want us all to go round and help UT move house!
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I want my dog to forgive me...LINK
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I want the creepy little old man who lives in the apartment beneath mine to STOP ... stop telling me how he knows when I go to bed, when I get up in the morning, what I'm doing ... how he hears my every movement, how he knows when he could rob my apartment because he knows when I'm home and when I'm not ... how he (giggle) knows what time I get up and when I'm in the shower ...
*shudder* He's so frail I could deck him with my bad arm. I'm not afraid of him. But I want him to stop creepering!! :mad2: |
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Knitting bags for the heads when they roll. :behead:
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"this.. NEXT song... is the.. first track... on our new... AL-bum. It just came out THIS WEEK.. and the song is called.. Surr.. en... der!" you can HEAR him point to the YOU, that he wants to want, HIM, at the start of that track. Like I can just see him talking to a japanese person and talking very slow and loud because thats how you make someone suddenly understand eng-lish. I want to get laid. I'll come right out and say it. I haven't got more than a steamy handsy makeout in over a year. And now I've even got not one but two beautiful ladies who regularly trade naughty pictures and mutual masturbation with me and they're BOTH around twelve hours away from me. OKAY WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE ANYWHERE NEAR ME? seriously not cool. |
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Have things changed that much since I lived there? |
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